when you hear your parents coming when you’re not suppose to be awake .

sodamnrelatable:

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cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

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janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market






all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot

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hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.