So a family of opossums walked out in front of me
why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am
This is awesome. This is it right here.
why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body
Two. When you are angry, do not respond.
Three. Do not decide when you’re sad. —Wisdom (via perfect)
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist?
because that happened
What the fuck
Or maybe its from 2069, when we’ve developed the technology to send data to the past. You sent yourself a blank message as a test but as the email address you used to send it doesnt exist yet, it came up as no sender